mahlagha jaberi |
The thoughts and creations of J P Ronan are shared in order to perk, uplift, make better this day. All entertainment is intentional and no issue should be taken as serious else you have come to the wrong place.
Saturday, June 30, 2018
true story
A mother with numerous children had the practice at mid day of napping for a short period of time.
She instructed her children;
"Now momy is going to the couch and is going to be dead for an hour. No one is to bother me!"
It happened one day that someone called at the front door.The visitor asked;
"Is your mother at home?"
"Yes" answer the three year old. "She is dead on the couch now!"
Every nearby state, county, and local ambulance/squad car descended on the home within minutes.
Friday, June 29, 2018
Thursday, June 28, 2018
More Roses
“Truths and roses have thorns about them. “
_Henry David Thoreau
“Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. “
_Richard Brinsley Sheridan
_Henry David Thoreau
“Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. “
_Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
cats on the internet
At least 1 in 10 internet searches involve a cat in the response, according to CBS news.
see a video selection:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2012/06/10-most-viral-cat-videos-on-the-internet/
jpr: A lot of fur at which to look.
see a video selection:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2012/06/10-most-viral-cat-videos-on-the-internet/
jpr: A lot of fur at which to look.
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
Monday, June 25, 2018
rain on a summer beach
In the rain
Staind in the rain
Whisper in the rain
Cry in the rain
Dance in the rain
Sing in the rain
Scream in the rain
Live in the rain
Die in the rain
Whisper in the rain
Cry in the rain
Dance in the rain
Sing in the rain
Scream in the rain
Live in the rain
Die in the rain
Naani Aslam
jpr: I assume the author was on vacation in Florida!
Sunday, June 24, 2018
thermopylae
spartan mottos:
1: Death Before Dishonor (which was more of all Greek soldiers motto's)
2: Either With it, Or On It (either with your shield or on it, meaning win the battle or die trying)
3: Go Over, Go Under, Go Around, Or Go Through, But Never Go Back.
1: Death Before Dishonor (which was more of all Greek soldiers motto's)
2: Either With it, Or On It (either with your shield or on it, meaning win the battle or die trying)
3: Go Over, Go Under, Go Around, Or Go Through, But Never Go Back.
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Friday, June 22, 2018
zulu choir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWkIsSKWhWc |
jpr: Shaka's rule persists
Thursday, June 21, 2018
eagle takes chicken
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/eagle-taking-chicken-wing-1980615 |
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
baby shetland pony
The Shetland pony is a breed of pony originating in the Shetland Isles. Shetlands range in size from a minimum height of approximately 28 inches (71 cm) to an official maximum height of 11 hands high (107 cm) at the withers (11.2 hands for American Shetlands). Shetland ponies have heavy coats, short legs and are considered quite intelligent. They are a very strong breed of pony, used for riding, driving, and pack purposes.
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
dog days of summer
The phrase dog days refers to the sultry days of summer. In the Northern Hemisphere, the dog days of summer are most commonly experienced in the months of July and August.
jpr: Me ma woulld not let us go near our dog during these hot days.
Monday, June 18, 2018
my heroes section
If you asked Diego Simeone how his Atletico Madrid team have overcome all the odds to progress to the Champions Leagueas well as top of La Liga, he would provide you with a simple answer: "Hard work and humility."
Full name | Diego Pablo Simeone | ||
---|---|---|---|
Date of birth | 28 April 1970 (age 43) | ||
Place of birth | Buenos Aires, Argentina | ||
Height | 1.81 m (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in) | ||
Playing position | Defensive midfielder |
1st entry was Immaculée Ilibagiza
Sunday, June 17, 2018
sun flowers
Spring Gazing by Xue Tao
Flowers bloom, we cannot enjoy them at the same time,
Flowers fall, we cannot be sad at the same time.
I want to ask you will we miss each other,
when flowers bloom, when flowers fall.
Inside the grass, we know each other's heart,
In the future, we will be like friends.
The melancholy of spring is fading,
But the spring bird still sings a sad song.
The wind and the flower daily grow old,
The wedding date is still far away.
We will not be the ones with the same heart,
The emptiness becomes the grass, becomes the same heart.
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Friday, June 15, 2018
English Ivy
Growing English ivy can cut down on stress and illness because it absorbs pollutants. It is listed as one of five "super ornamental plants" that clean air when grown indoors.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Monday, June 11, 2018
line up
If you can critically distinguish individuals from this line up then we wish to speak with you! USA/gov/gsa
Sunday, June 10, 2018
baby chipmunks
The Eastern Chipmunk mates twice a year-once in spring and once in the fall!
- Chipmunk gestation lasts approximately 31 days.
- Three (3) to five (5) chipmunks are born at one (1) time.
Saturday, June 9, 2018
Friday, June 8, 2018
Lollipop Munchkin Dies
Jerry Maren, the last surviving actor from the original Wizard of Oz film, has died in California at the age of 98. Maren portrayed one of the 124 members of the Munchkin Lollipop Guild in the classic 1939 film, and was famous for handing Judy Garland a lollipop. RIP.
Thursday, June 7, 2018
chinese panda
Adventures Of Isabel by Ogden Nash
Isabel met an enormous bear,
Isabel, Isabel, didn't care;
The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,
The bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous.
The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you!
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry.
Isabel didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.
Isabel, Isabel, didn't care;
The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,
The bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous.
The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you!
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry.
Isabel didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/11/panda-video-shows-mom-playing-with-cub_n_3061099.html
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Do you think drugs might have been involved?
This intelligent looking Moundsville WV chap is sitting in the county jail for putting his two children in a dryer and turning it on. He then filmed it and posted it online. Sounds reasonable to me. And we wonder why the state has a reputation for backwardness.
Try this at least once
this may bother your hearing!
Very very high pitched babe! 8 octave range!!!!!!
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
babies getting in trouble
“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”
― George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGZ4RR6mZ8
how well does facial reconstruction work
Bet you can't tell which image is a digital reconstruction?
The technique works...QED
see the answer for the real image :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEqLUtp9Bg
The technique works...QED
see the answer for the real image :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEqLUtp9Bg
Monday, June 4, 2018
dancing
The music was lovely
The lights they were low
The couples were happy's
They swayed to and fro.
(Jim Reeves)
jpr: some pleasures are truly never lost.
Sunday, June 3, 2018
Celtic Women Warriors
Ancient Celtic women served as both warriors and rulers.
Girls as well as boys could be trained to fight with swords
and other weapons. One of the most prominent
training schools in Gaelic mythology was run by Scathach
(pronounced “sca-hah” or “skya”), a woman warrior
from what is now Scotland. The practice of bearing arms
was relatively common among women. Women
were recorded as having taken part in the final battle
against Caius Suetonius Paulinus when he advanced
upon the druid stronghold on the island of Mona
(now Anglesey) in present-day Wales.
jpr: This girl is not in the kitchen today!
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Michael Eric Dyson calls for individual reparation accounts
my mother's father came to America in 1916 or thereabouts. I was born in 1948. My mom, her Irish Trash family, grew up poor and "shit" on. I'm still poor though I have college degrees. If you think I will make reparations to anyone, Kiss my monkey ass. BTW My people were called "white chimpanzees" and an "inferior species" by none other than Charles Darwin
cecilia narova
A renowned actress and dancer in Argentina and has received special acclaim for her memorable leading performance in the movie Tango.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvEhOCIJZg
jpr: Her dancing is simply magical!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvEhOCIJZg
jpr: Her dancing is simply magical!