- Where were you going when I saw you coming back?
- I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone.
- 'How far is it to the next village?' asked the American tourist. 'It's about seven miles,' guessed the farmer. 'But it's only five if you run!'
- 'I'm the unluckiest person in the whole world,' moaned Betty McGrath. 'I bought a non-stick pan and can't get the label off.'
- 'I'd like some nails,' Mick requested of the travelling tinker. 'How long would you like them?' asked the man. 'Forever, if that's all right with you,' said Mick.
- 'The baby is just like his father,' said Mary Quinn. 'But at least he's got his health!'
- 'I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one.
- 'You three are a right pair if ever I saw one!'
- 'Spread out in a bunch.'
- ‘Pat and Murphy, saw sign saying "Tree fellers" wanted. Murphy said to Pat, If only Seamus had been with us we'd have got that job.'
The thoughts and creations of J P Ronan are shared in order to perk, uplift, make better this day. All entertainment is intentional and no issue should be taken as serious else you have come to the wrong place.
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