All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.
Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
Homer no function beer well without.
-Homer Simpsons
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