After Justice

Joy divine,

Peace supreme,

by heaven's justice from a simple plea.


Jpr..."not expected but wished!"

quote

"Find expression for a sorrow, and it will become dear to you. Find expression for a joy, and you will intensify its ecstasy."

~~Oscar Wilde

Best Selling Halloween Candy

1. The best selling Halloween candy is the beloved Candy Corn.
2. The second best selling halloween candy is the delicious Snickers Bar
3. The third best selling halloween candy of all time is the Reese's Cup.
4. The fourth best selling Halloween candy is the Kit Kat.
5. The fifth best selling halloween candy is the Milky Way Bar.

HALOWEEN KID JOKE

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

witch jokes

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween ?
A:Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

Hmmm

How do you make God laugh?
Say: "This is mine".

quote

"I think it would be a good idea." --Mahatma Gandhi when asked what he thought about Western civilization)

more Irish Wisdom

What is gathered meanly, it goes badly.

However long the road there comes a turning.

What a person does not spend himself, his enemies spend it.

A wise man keeps his counsel; the fool reveals his.

Food is a good workhorse.

God shares with the person who is generous.

Baptize your own child first.

Patience is the poultice of all wounds.

haloween

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
~Saying of unknown origin

Haloween

William Shakespeare....
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.'

Haloween

George Carlin....
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Haloween

Scottish Saying...
From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!

More Irish sentiment

If tears could build a stairway and memories were a lane.
We would walk right up to heaven ang bring you back again.
No farewell words were spoken.
No time to say goodbye.
You were gone before we knew it and only God knows the why.
Our hearts still ache in sadness and secret tears still flo.
What it meant to lose you, no one will ever know.
But now we know you want us to mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times Life still has much in store.
Since you'll never be forgotten we pledge to you today.
A cherished place within our heart is where you'll always stay

Irish on death

God saw you getting tire dand a cure was not to be.
So He put His arms around you and whispered “come to me.”
With tearful eyes we watched you, and saw you pass away.
Although we loved you dearly, we could not make you stay.
A golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands at rest.
God broke our hearts to prove to us, He only takes the best.

Most used Philosophy

"Who says nothing is impossible.
I've been doing nothing for years."

~Author Unknown

poem

"Home is heaven and orgies are vile,
But I like an orgy, once in a while."
~Ogden Nash,

satire?

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."

~Sir Winston Churchill

My kind of Mystic

A great name for a new country song:

"If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."

~Author Unknown

An Irish Prayer

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

facts about mountain men

FACTS

1. Most mountain men did not travel alone because they had families that traveled with them.

2. 84% of the mountain men were married.

3. Most mountain men had an average of four kids which often traveled with them.

4. 64% of the mountain men that were married had married Native American women.

5. Most mountain men hunted for fifteen years, then became ranchers or farmers.

6. The men didn't travel alone on foot, but by horses, mules, and canoes.

7. Most mountain men died of old age at the age of sixty-four. They lived longer then most Americans at the time.

my prayer

"Lord, protect me from the consequences of my petitions."

~jpr

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.