COI..cold case

This bird attack happened over a year ago! COI investigators have narrowed the search (DNA mapping) and expect an arrest momentarily. Four year old Reginald will have his justice.

Bad picnic

Eriee or what?

No comment necessary!

Criminal Ornithology

It's time to get the wild geese away from the playing fields of our children!
It's time to put the robins' nests back into trees and off our homes.
It's time to enforce reasonable rules on bird feeders, i.e. starlings  not allowed.

I call upon Washington to form the Department of Criminal Ornithological Investigation, COI at once. let's end abuse by birds now!!!

bird behaving badly

"There are no bad birds, just bad bird owners...eh bad people with birds...eh badly peopled birds ..."
Al neuman

Bird nests

be careful of the relentless devious bird.

Attacked in the park? No more

COI, federal office of Criminal Ornithological Investigation, has instituted an aggressive protection
"Bird Swat" team.

Meet Sgt Elvin...he and 2 or 3 highly trained others will be randomly patrolling our parks prepared to STOP these horrific bird attacks.

stolen car recovered after 35 years

While investigating stolen birds eggs, COI discovered a car reported stolen in 1976... coincidentally the same age as the bird on the nest.

Why COI can never rest

When rescuers arrived even the blanket was gone!

COI update

Volcanist CLaus Hedicamp was last photographed by his companions on Mount Sorabochi
when attacked by a pack of illegal migrants. The good doctor has not been seen since.
The search has been discontinued for lack of manpower.

why COI?

That's why!! It could be you or your child!!

COI helpers

The Criminal Ornithological Investigation Dept of India has trained a range of animals to assist in the apprehension of law breakers.

jail birds

Asian COI officials insist that despite the crowded conditions, feathered felons are treated humanly...eh aviaryly....oh just nicely!

La Science des rêves ........................................... Science findings from COI

Researches from the COI-o Instituto Italiano have discovered that birds that fly together sleep together. Their new FOUND theory puts forth that these birds must share dreams including day dreams while flying which explains the plague of accidents with wind mills, large bay windows, and airplanes.

Spraying nesting areas with Nodoz is being considered.

caught!

Chinese Criminal Ornithological Investigators claim to have taken into custody all of the culprits in the photo, or birds that look a lot like these ones.

can this bird fly

COI is looking for this guy...eh bird. Culprit has been breaking and entering downtown Chicago bakeries.

COI continues

The investigators at the Criminal Ornithological Institute, COI are ever vigilant.

COI Exclusive

COI agents have discovered that birds in the Arctic nest along cliffs in order to entice curious and unwary creatures to their death.

COI Alert

Missing baby bird alert. If you see this chic call the nearest COI office