Sunday, June 30, 2019
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Faces of Otsi, The Ice Man
Otsi is a well-preserved natural mummy of a 45 year man who lived about 3,300 BC probably in southern Europe.
The mummy, wearing sophisticated clothes, had several tattoos, was found in September 1991 in the Ă–tztal Alps on the border between Austria and Italy. He is Europe's oldest natural human mummy and died from injuries received from an arrow wound. His face has been reconstructed twice, with the 2011 employing new technology.
Friday, June 28, 2019
pileated woodpecker
Had me three of ’em red headed peckers in my backyard this
am fussing up a storm calling
“yip yip yip yip yip yip yip” at one another. They’er said to be very rare birds????
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
speaking of the Brazilian rain forest meet Crystal Ramsey
jpr: Early fall, well before the 1st semester began, Crystal paid a visit to my office at the university. Memory recalls that she was just beginning her junior year. We sat and talked of fellow students, past classes, and her ensuing course schedule. I said, "Crystal you look quite pale and thin. Have you been sick recently?"
She began her tale of recently returning from vacation in the Amazon where she had been lost for a week in the jungle (rain forest.). During this time she repeatedly wanted to commit suicide but her companion refused to give her his pen knife for such. No water and half a box of tic-tacs where their only provisions. The bugs bit them day and night!
She was a solid hard working student. After graduation, she moved to California.
http://old.post-gazette.com/World/20020902amazon0902p2.asp
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
The longest word (45 lettters) in the english language....better known as Black Lung Disease.
Perhaps proving that brevity can be a healthy habit?
My only worry is that Mikey may contract this dreaded word halfway through reading it....Oh is he ill!!!
Perhaps proving that brevity can be a healthy habit?
My only worry is that Mikey may contract this dreaded word halfway through reading it....Oh is he ill!!!
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Monday, June 24, 2019
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Irish Wish
These things I wish for you.
Someone to love
Some work to do,
A bit of sun,
A bit of cheer,
And a guardian angel
always near.
-- Anonymous
Someone to love
Some work to do,
A bit of sun,
A bit of cheer,
And a guardian angel
always near.
-- Anonymous
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Friday, June 21, 2019
A Little Budding Rose by Emily Bronte
It was a little budding rose,
Round like a fairy globe,
And shyly did its leaves unclose
Hid in their mossy robe,
But sweet was the slight and spicy smell
It breathed from its heart invisible.
.....
Round like a fairy globe,
And shyly did its leaves unclose
Hid in their mossy robe,
But sweet was the slight and spicy smell
It breathed from its heart invisible.
.....
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Irish yoke
Irishman walks into a pub. He orders 4 double shots of whisky and a pint of Guinness.
The bar man pours out the shots and lines the 4 glasses in a row. He then moves away to procur the pint of Guinness. Upon his return he is surprised to see the four shot glasses empty before the Irishman.
"Jeepers you drank that whisky fast."
The Irishman replies." And you would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have!"
The bar man asks. " just what do you have?"
" 50 cents" the man replies.
The bar man pours out the shots and lines the 4 glasses in a row. He then moves away to procur the pint of Guinness. Upon his return he is surprised to see the four shot glasses empty before the Irishman.
"Jeepers you drank that whisky fast."
The Irishman replies." And you would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have!"
The bar man asks. " just what do you have?"
" 50 cents" the man replies.
Monday, June 17, 2019
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Friday, June 14, 2019
broken mary statue kevin matthews
In 2008, Kevin Matthews, a well-known ABC and CBS radio personality in Chicago, was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. As the drive-time radio host for seventeen years on AM 1000 The Loop and ABC and CBS radio, and also the voice of his sports commentator, Jim Shorts, and other characters, Matthews entertained ten million listeners weekly, sold out every appearance in the Midwest, and performed in front of 65,000 fans at Grant Park. He traveled around the world, met the famous, had babies named after him, and helped countless charities. He entertained hundreds of thousands of people inside prisons, army bases, and backyards. His promotions included comedy jams, a band, barbeque throw downs, and golf outings.
Broken Mary is Matthews’ story of his early years in radio and stand-up comedy, his successful career, his struggle with MS, his awakening to the dignity of women, and, importantly, his chance encounter with a broken statue of Mary left next to a dumpster and all that happened as a result. Told with Matthews’ signature good humor, this confession of the brokenness of mankind is touchingly honest, personally inspiring, and full of hope.
Thursday, June 13, 2019
Les Enfants
We take care of our children,
We do not possess them,
They do not belong to us,
They belong to God.
--Bonnie
We do not possess them,
They do not belong to us,
They belong to God.
--Bonnie
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
On an Irish hill top
The lambs
on the green hills, they sport and they play
And many strawberries grow round the salt sea
How sad is my heart when my own love's away
How many's the ship sails the ocean
And many strawberries grow round the salt sea
How sad is my heart when my own love's away
How many's the ship sails the ocean
The bride she rode foremost, she bears the best show
And I followed after with my heart filled with woe
For to see my love wed to another
traditional Irish jpr: this is likey a redo but me loves it I do!
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
my hero section
Charles Payne |
Raised in the projects in NYC.
Charles at a young age wanted to be a business man. His peers ridiculed him as
a young student as he carried his homework to/from school in an inexpensive plastic
brief case. He is now working millions.
Payne attended Minot State College and Central Texas College
during his time in the United States Air Force. In 1991, He founded a company named "Wall Street Strategies", an independent
stock market research firm where he serves as chief executive officer and
principal analyst. He also anchors his own TV show on Fox Business
Channel.
Sunday, June 9, 2019
queen nefertiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9PSMNKVWMA |
jpr: She had six gorgeous daughters so the tale goes.
Saturday, June 8, 2019
Funny Quotes
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
--George Carlin
“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
--George Carlin
Friday, June 7, 2019
Thursday, June 6, 2019
Yep, that's a turtle in his mouth
Iowa researchers have implemented an innovative method to help conserve a species that once thrived on the state's prairies. Ornate box turtles are at a significant risk because of climate change, so a retired schoolteacher has trained his hunting dogs to find the reptiles. Counting the creatures will help conservationists better manage the land.
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
Modern anchorite
Yet now I am an anchorite, as was Julian of Norwich, and for one precious year the bishop locked me in. I had a bed area, a shower room, an enclosed garden of 10 square feet, and my oratory with the wicket window opening into our chapel. I had stable doors, the top half being under my control, the lower half locked. I was a “prisoner of the Lord”: no radio, phone, or internet.
The practice has returned to England apparently.
The practice has returned to England apparently.
Monday, June 3, 2019
Morena Baccarin
Sunday, June 2, 2019
Saturday, June 1, 2019
a joke
A middle aged man is on a sea cruise when he notices a handsome woman watching him.
After several such occasions the man approaches the woman.
Man; "Good day madam! Do I know you?"
Woman; "You don't know how much you look like my third husband!"
Man: "Really! How many time were you married?"
Woman: "Twice!"
After several such occasions the man approaches the woman.
Man; "Good day madam! Do I know you?"
Woman; "You don't know how much you look like my third husband!"
Man: "Really! How many time were you married?"
Woman: "Twice!"
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