a poem

Taxes

Like hidden sharply axes,
That strike against all paxes,
To bend lower the lowest baxes.
They displace all worn souls’ hope to relaxes,
With concerns to yet pay more taxes!


~~jpr

Man changes from "spacy" to "spacer"!

the lead guitarist for the Rock Band "Queen" (remember Freddie Mercury) recently completed his PhD in Astrophysics.  This raises the question "Is Rock and Roll a gateway to Genius?"

Repentence

He who repents of having sinned is almost innocent.
~~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 4 BC – AD 65

an Irish Toast

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

Funeral Strippers?

Chinese custom requires a large crowd at funerals to ensures a quick passage to the afterlife and as testimony to the depart Ed's 'good life.' Families routinely hire strippers, pole dancers,  and exotic dancers to attract mourners.  The Irish have a similar tradition only with better results ----- drink.

Worlds sexiest men and women

The World's Sexiest People Are Armenian Women And Irish Men,

according to a new survey by MissTravel

The sexiest nationalities for women:

10. Lebanese     

9. Bulgarian   

8. Filipina
7. Brazilian
6. Australian                                                  
5. English
4. Colombian
3. American
2. Barbadian/Bajan
1. Armenian

The sexiest nationalities for men:

10. Spanish            

 9. Danish

8. Nigerian
7. Italian
6. Scottish
5. English
4. American
3. Pakistani
2. Australian
1. Irish

World History According to Students

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the “Organ of the Species”. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.