Whisky

Whisky makes pesky,
Liquor makes slicker,
Wine makes fine,
Scotch makes posh,
Rye makes sigh,
Vodka makes polka,
Bourbon makes stubborn,
Beer makes cheer,
Saki makes cocky,
Malt makes no halt,
Ale makes some tale,
Sherry makes purry,
Port makes court,
Sour mash makes hash,
Moonshine makes opine,
Stout makes pout,
Wives make temperate!
--jpR