The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
I will not roll on dead birds, fish, rodents, etc.
I will not lick my human's face after eating "Caca".
The garbage pail is not a cookie jar.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
Your head does not belong in the refrigerator.
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