Logic, science, and even Biblical narratives defy adequate explanation as to the difference in shopping between the sexes. So then reason, truth, and understanding have to be abandoned in search of the root cause. To our great fortune we bathe in a sea of ignorance. It is from here that the question will finally be answered. Superstition, ancient mysticism, and chance bring enormous benefits to our solution. None of which need fail us as often here does good sense.
The uneducated have long held that new and shiny objects are only made by the unnatural mind. Such wares are constructed to be irresistible in appeal to those natural beings for which these demons seek to take possession. Women it seems are their more ready victims. The stores and malls are the constructed haunts of all material fairies as well as other minor foul spirits of compulsion.
Men it appears are not so easy duped but defer their failure to delusions of grandeur and wealth offered by the most evil of fiends. So they avoid the entrapment of shopping in order to spend their lives in sports bars, gambling casinos, and unseemly places where they are certain to become heavily soiled.
It is with great hope to lessen the confounded mind that this nonsense is put forward. I believe the question may now be put away for all generations.
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Yessir, I think you have put the period at the end of the sentence for the rest of time. Nice work!
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