Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Poetry Slam retort









Ya Gots (not to be sung to the Roy Rodgers tune "Happy Trails")

Ya gots big hips
Hippiti hippti hippti
Gets da man fidgiti.

Ya gots big lips.
Lipitit lipiti lipiti
makes da man kissiti.

Ya gots big teeth,
Chewiiti chewiti chewiti
Finds da man carefulti.

Ya gots big nose.
Nositi nositi nositi,
To steal da man’s slurpiti.

Ya gots big legs,
Runiti runiti runiti
When da mans impudenti.


But da mans always
has da cheeseburgerti

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