Thursday, November 3, 2011

bits of humor

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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