humor

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin