Friday, February 1, 2013

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo



Honey Boo Boo

While one might assume 'hoopieism' is disappearing because of globalization and the completion of Rt 22, rest assured it is alive and well.  TLC broadcasts a weekly reality show featuring the 7 year old beauty pageant star Honey Boo Boo' and her amazing family, all from their home in rural Georgia.  The hoopie aficionado, home sick former hoopies, or hoopies in training will enjoy every moment of the show with concepts like ‘forklift foot, neck crust, toe jams, eaten roadkill, the joys of obesity,  butt cracks, jiggly jiggle (hanging body fat)‘ and a range of similar hoopie favorites.  My favorite show is when mom feeds her 7 year old ‘go go juice’ (red bull and mountain dew ) to get her fired up just before one of her pageant appearances.  And mom's ability to get child support checks from the 4 fathers of her 4 children was a ‘life lesson.

So anyone interested in hoopieism will more than benefit from an evening with Honey Boo Boo and her family.  Caution, unless you speak hoopie some translations may be necessary.  Check out videos at tlc.howstuffworks.com/...honey-boo-boo/videos.  

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