Monday, March 5, 2018

victorian era jokes

Apparently, her majesty enjoys this humr!


1. Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul.
2. About the only thing that prevents some men from telling bare-faced lies is a moustache.
3. Doesn't it make you dizzy to waltz? Yes, but one must get used to it, you know. It's the way of the whirled.
4. "See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad." "That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing."


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