Friday, June 25, 2010

Goofus Minorus_3

Meet Abby, Avril, and Alicia La Fontaine. Three (3) middle aged sisters are committed spinsters. Their love of gossip, has occupied their lives leaving little time for others. The three ladies are inseparable in time as well as looks. Comely in appearence but cold in hearts are the three.

“After the library, we should stop at Mr. Dittwhiler’s Store. He has a selection of new mirrors in stock. “Alicia informs. “I would love to see my self in a top quality looking glass.”

“Last year’s early spring left my complexion with rosy blotches.” Abby responds.” I hope this year will be a proper spring.”

“Mr. Dittwhiler’s wife left him recently!” Avril announces. “Those blotches are hardly noticeable, Abby.”

“No!” Shouts Abby in delicious surprise. “I fear that there are the remains of one or two of the most serious blemishes.”

“I heard he had a first wife that did the same thing when he lived in Portsmouth!” Alicia gasps. “I can’t even recall those red marks on you, Abby”.”


“With whom did she run off?” Abby inquires. “Mr. Dittwhiler is such a handsome gentleman.”

“They say she is with a man that works down on the docks…a delivery man.” Squeals Avril. “A rather offish man at that!”

“Oh how dirty that all sounds.” Moans Alicia. “I always thought there was something very unordinary and deeply common about Mrs. Dittwhiler."

“She has always wears a distant look upon her face.” Abby recalls. “The kind of blanch that one doesn’t see upon a healthy soul.”

“I know the woman who helps at his store.” Teases Avril. “Let us top and see what news my friend has to offer.”

In truth Mr. & Mrs. Mr. Dittwhiler were childhood sweethearts. The man has only had the one wife. Mrs. Dittwhiler has not left her husband but is traveling with her first cousin, a naval officer upon a several days journey to a family gathering.

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