Sunday, May 5, 2019
Al Bundy on Marriage
Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage?
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
I deserve to be punished, I married your mother.
Pretty good for a guy stupid enough to marry you, huh?
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
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