Saturday, June 8, 2019

Funny Quotes

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”

--George Carlin


1 comment:

  1. in my top five heroes of all time, George Carlin is #3.

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