Something from Art Linkletter

Art: “What’s your name?”
Small child “Alex Fountainbleu!”

Art: “What kind of name is that?”
Small child “French!”

Art: “What is your father?”
Small child “Part Scotch, part English and Irish!”

Art: “What ‘s your mother?”
Small child “Swedish!”

Art: “What does that make you?”
Small child “I’m Spanish!”