Unusual voicemail messages

This is not a voicemail; this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and I'll think about returning your call.

This is a test. This is a test of the Voice Mail Broadcasting System. This is only a test

Hi there. This is Bob speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it.

Irish humor at its finest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kol6HWEQ-YYu