Thursday, April 12, 2012

humor

"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever." Mark Twain
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Stephen Wright
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"The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra

"Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally." Garrison Keillor

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