“I’ve Lost Me Luggage”
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with
tears streaming down his cheeks.
An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me luggage!”
“How’d that happen?” Asked the attendant.
“The cork fell out!” said the Irishman.
Hey, stop making jokes about Irish and their drinking excesses.
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