Monday, April 8, 2019

heavenly humor


After many years of marriage, the wife passes on leaving her husband behind.
As the woman stands before the Pearly Gates, St Peter states.
 “To enter you must answer a simple question.”
The woman nods in understanding.
“Spell the word love.” St Peter instructs.
“L-O-V-E” The lady answers.
“Enter” declares St Peter.

A short time passes on earth.
The same woman is standing in for St Peter at the Gate of Heaven.
She notices her husband approaching.
“What are you doing here?” She exclaims.
“I pined away for wanting to be with you.” He declares.
“To enter you must answer a simple question.” She declares.
The man nods in understanding.

“Spell the word Chrysanthemum.” 

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