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DUBLIN DRIVERS

Paddy was driving down the motorway between Naas and Dublin, 

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 

"Paddy , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M1. P

"Hell," said Paddy , "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" 

Irish Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after

years of being away from the Church. 

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest 

cigars and chocolates. 

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for

it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,

but I must first admit that the confessional box is much 

more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side." 

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