Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Compliments Of John Patrick

 I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. 
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched,
"It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied,
"I am so sorry.
Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that's the last thing I remember.

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