Funny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all went to Hell. The Englishman wound up in a blazing furnace, and the Scotsman was put in beside him burning away. The Irishman wound up in a lavish bedroom with a beautiful blond film star in his arms. "That's not fair," complained the Englishman and the Scotsman, "rewarding Paddy like that." "That's not the Irishman's reward," said the Devil. "That's the girl's punishment."