Tax quotes

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . . ."
-- Mark Twain

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr."
-- Will Rogers

If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil."
-- J. Paul Getty