joke

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, 'Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.'

'What is it, child?'

'Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.'

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, 'My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake.'