What it means to be irish part 3

19) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking.

20) "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge."

21) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.

22) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.

23) You are, or know someone, named "Murph".

24) If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy

25) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.

26) Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

27) And last but not least... Being Irish means... your attention span is so short that ... oh, forget