"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"The body consists of three parts--the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity.The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the hear and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five--a, e, I, o, and u."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
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