Thursday, April 16, 2015

How to Fail a Class of Any Kind

The first thing to understand about failing a class is that it is extremely difficult to do. You must reallywork at it in order to accomplish this goal! After all, rarely do teachers in the public schools or universities give F grades anymore. Simple lack of knowledge of the content will no longer suffice to earn you a failing grade; it might get you a C or a D with a bit of luck.

1. Cheat, and cheat often
2. Never attend class
3. Go to raucous parties every night
4. When taking multiple choice tests, pick a letter and stick to it
5. Always procrastinate
6. Sleep in class

An instructor can always count on one or two of such students. It takes about 2 weeks into a course for me to "make" the F candidates.


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