Sunday, October 29, 2017

Criminal Ornithology

It's time to get the wild geese away from the playing fields of our children!
It's time to put the robins' nests back into trees and off our homes.
It's time to enforce reasonable rules on bird feeders, i.e. starlings  not allowed.

I call upon Washington to form the Department of Criminal Ornithological Investigation, COI at once. let's end abuse by birds now!!!


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3 comments:

  1. MikeyJune 2, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    I missed the pilot. When will the show air and what channel?

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  2. Peaky TurleyJune 2, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    If I wanted to work for the ÇOI what college curriculum should I follow. My college friends say there a couple chicken thit courses there but there is nothing in criminal justice that is comparable.

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  3. Curly PasticheJune 2, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    I personally experienced bird abuse as a child and I still have the ball cap with the evidence. Whatis the statue of lamentations for bird crime?

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