Thanksgiving dinner is on a ping-pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
you'll reuse paper plates.
you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
your best glasses have Dixie printed on them.
your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
your secret family recipe is illegal.
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