Friday, June 28, 2013
SOME REFLECTIONS ON LIFE
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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