Early Evidence that Jesus was Married redux

Preliminary translation of "Jesus' Wife document"

"don't forget to take the matzo out of the oven when you get home;

my mother and brothers will be coming over for supper and to keep peace,
do not, i repeat do not mention anything about the Pharisees, Temple, or Caesar;

oh and you need to level the table; one leg is slightly shorter, as usual when you

let your dumb uncle work in the shop."