The Great Fornicator

Robert Burns, Scotland's great poet, was famous for more than his writings. Here he writes after public discovery of his impregnation of a servant. The Fornicator

Ye jovial boys who love the joys.

The blissful joys of Lovers;

Yet dare avow with dauntless brow,

When th' bony lass discovers;

Pray draw near and lend an ear,

And welcome in a Prater,

For I've lately been on quarantine,

A proven Fornicator.