A new feature offers professional advice on food. Answers to queries sent over the internet will be posted.
Q_1. This was sent by a sixth grade girl in Norma Okla. “Do I have to be hungry if I don’t eat?”
A_1. “Yes! All the sixth grade girls from last year are still eating now in seventh grade…even the ones who have boyfriends.”
Q_2. An inquiry was received from California. “Should I eat before or after I brush?”
A_1. “Great question! The dental association is still divided on this issue. However they unanimously recommend avoiding the use of tooth paste as a condiment.”
Q_3. A special request from Louseville, WVa. “Is it proper to add tobacco snuff in the making of a possum chutney?”
A_3. “It’s a matter of etiquette. It is acceptable only when you place wildlife chutney between your teeth and gum.”
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