"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.
- unknown
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