Two young girls (ages 8 & 9) were going about the neighborhood asking, "do you want to buy a flower?" They were carrying two boxes.
"What kind of flowers do you have?" I asked.
"Dandelions!" They answered as the smaller girl open the larger box for inspection.
"I'll take one for my dog." Says I while walking my brute on a field.covered with the things.
"How much are they?" I asked.
"25 cents each!" The little one replied.
I gave the larger child one dollar which she put in the smaller box. (Lot's of bucks in there.)
I was given three little flowers. That's a dollar!: The elder child stated.
"Hey!" Complained I. "Thought they were 25 cents each!"
"25 cents for one, 50 cents for two, and three for a dollar!" The older child declared.
This child will assuredly work for the government when she grows up.
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This is a true story but don't tell Mikey as he may get entrepreneurial ideas.
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