Q:Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day?
A:Her computer kept saying she has mail.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?
A: It said "concentrate".
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breakin em' with hammers.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
Q: How do you make a blonde go crazy?
A: Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room!
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q:What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?
A: She wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Disney World?
A: She saw a sign saying: "Disney World Left" so she went home.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they can't remember the recipe.
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