Friday, August 16, 2013

More W.C. Fields




I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I like children - fried.

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