The Renowned Philosopher Speaks About Beer

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  All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

  Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

• Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.

• I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

• Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

• Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.

• Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

• Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

• Homer no function beer well without.

  -Homer Simpsons