jokes

An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand.

George Carlin:
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?