Paddy, Sean and Seamus McGillicuddy were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road taking them past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", Paddy says. "It's Michael McNally's grave, God rest his soul. Says he lived to the ripe old age of 87!"
"That's nothin'!" shouted Sean. "Over here lies Patrick O'Toole. He made it to the age of 95 when he finally died!"
Suddenly Seamus yelled out "Good God, brothers! Over here I found someone, it says they got to be 145 years old!"
"What's that Irishman's name?" slurred the drunken Paddy.
Seamus stumbled, lit a match to better read what was on the old stone marker, and exclaimed: "Miles, from Dublin!"
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