Monday, August 14, 2017

etc Norm McDonald

I was looking at myself in the mirror, checking out my features which have kind of degraded from age and sloth and sinful living.  Feeling a little low, I sez to my wife "I'm fat, wrinkly, out of shape, and kind of ugly.  Tell me something good about me."

She sez " your eyesight is darn near perfect!"

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