Thoughts on beer

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
-- Henny Youngman

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
-- Humphrey Bogart

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
-- Oscar Wilde

“I will make it a felony to drink small beer.
-- Shakespeare Henry IV

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”
- - W. C. Fields